People seeking pleasure and relaxation could do a lot worse than to order an erotic massage. These procedures are well known not only for their sexy overtones, but also for their beneficial effects on the overall wellbeing. It’s no wonder their popularity is surging – so much so, in fact, that some people won’t stop at nothing to get one…If you’ve never had one before and are now considering getting it, we’ll share some etiquette tips to follow so that you don’t make a fool of yourself during your first visit!
Before your erotic massage commences, take care of your hygiene first
This should go without saying that you should clean yourself thoroughly before you set out to get that rubdown you crave so much. From the masseuse’s point of view, few things can be worse than an unwashed, smelly and sweaty client – so don’t be one! In worst-case scenario, you could be even refused treatment if your hygiene is really sub-par, which would be an embarrassing experience for all involved. Even though there are showers at practically every parlour with these kinds of services, don’t rely on cleaning yourself just shortly before your massage starts – rather enter the salon sharp and clean already, just for the sake of first impression. Of course, the same can go both ways. If the establishment doesn’t look clean, hygienic and pleasant at first glance, chances are it can lose your trust pretty quickly. If you don’t like what you see, feel free to leave!
You may be asked to fill in some details – don’t worry, it’s discreet
Some parlours ask customers to fill in some details at the front desk before you proceed. The form will often include
- Agreement with terms of service
- Your medical history
- Past or present injuries
- Any other condition that your therapist should know of
Don’t worry, all the information will be strictly confidential and the records will be eventually erased. Your privacy will not be at risk. Just go with it, smile and be respectful and everything will turn out just fine. If you make a scene, you will be probably shown the door.
If you have any requests, feel free to voice them
The rooms are typically equipped with a massaging mattress, warm blankets and clean sheets, often dimly lit by aromatic candles. Some relaxing music is usually playing in the background. If you find it distracting, feel free to respectfully ask your therapist to turn it off – the same goes for any other requests within reasonable limits.
You don’t have to be mute. Some small talk before the massage is completely fine. During the procedure itself, perhaps tone down the talkativeness a bit and focus more on the sensation itself. But definitely let the therapist know what feels good and what less so – she will tailor the experience in a way that will suit you. Maintain respect at all times – avoid nagging or “smart” remarks!
Touching is fine as long as it’s consensual
You can expect your erogenous zones to be catered to until the happy end, but if you wish to return the favour, make sure you ask whether your therapist is fine with it. Any unwarranted touches may result in the sudden termination of your session and your quick departure from the premises.
An extra tip – cash is usually king in establishments of this sort, so bring plenty with you to avoid frantically searching for the nearest cash machine! Also, tipping your masseuse if you had a particularly good time is, of course, always welcome!
These were the tips that should make your first time visit to a sensual parlour go as smooth as possible. Hope you’ve found them useful!
Do you have any other tips that you’d like to share with others? Why do you think these establishments largely prefer cash? What’s your take on tipping under circumstances like this? Discuss in the comments!